DOOOOOONNIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

C'mon, take a break from homework and let's go boarding!

[OOC: hit with the curse, Mikey and Donnie are still family, just... little kids... yeah]

Donnie! DONNIE!

I'm going out for a while... I think...











I think I know someone who can help, BIG TIME!

DONNIE! D'you have a hammer?

And some nails?

And maybe a saw?

Whoah... okay, this is FREAKY! Like, apparently, we were HUGE! Like, back in the 1980s and 1990s or something, Ninja Turtles were the big thing... like, y'know, Transformers or Power Rangers!

Seriously, there were movies, and comics, and cartoons, and video games, and TOYS! LOTS OF TOYS! We had AWESOME TOYS!

Oh yeah, so... this is kind of what I looked like back home, at least according to TV.

This one is spot-on!
Not bad, not bad...
Also awesome!
Uhhhh.........

[quickly, a naked blonde man runs past, hands gripping his head]

DONNIE!!!!

MY SHORTS ARE GONE!

Dudes! That last curse?
AWESOME!!!!

So here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a Superman!
I'm trying to keep
The ground on my feet
It seems the world's falling down around me
The nights are all long
I'm singing this song
To try and make the answers more than maybe

And I'm so confused
About what to do
Sometimes I want to throw it all away

So here I am
Looking older all the time
Growing older all the time
Feeling younger in my mind
And here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a Superman!

I'm trying to sleep
I lost count of the sheep
My mind is racing faster every minute
What could I do more
Yeah I'm really not sure
I know I'm running circles but I can't quit

And I'm so confused
About what to do
Sometimes I want to throw it all away

Controlling everything in sight
I'm feeling weak, I don't feel right
You're telling me I have to change
Telling me to act my age
But if all that I can do
Is just sit and watch time go
Then I'll have to say good bye
Life's too short to watch it fly
So watch it fly-y-y-y-y-y-y hiiiiigh!

So here I am
Looking older all the time
Growing older all the time
Feeling younger in my mind
And here I am
Doing everything I can
Holding on to what I am
Pretending I'm a Superman!

[Sound of waves lapping against something]

...heheh.... wipeout...

[shot of Mikey standing at the beach]

( All right, this one's for that awesome little Yachiru girl! )

[OOC: If you're either unfamiliar with the song, or the accompanying dance that Mikey's doing, look no further than here!]

[whistling]

You think its strange, that there's a way
of how you looked, and how you act, and how you think
pretend they're not the same as you.

You think its strange, that there's a way
of how you looked, and how you act, and how you think
pretend they're not the same as you.

Do you know about her strength in convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion.
Did we take the time to really discover,
how little we know about each other.

Keep us from saying anything.
Can't separate from everything.
And all this really means is
you're one in a crowd
and you're paranoid of every sound.
You're not the friend
you won't miss anyhow.

You think its strange, that there's a way
of how you looked, and how you act, and how you think
pretend they're not the same as you.

Do you know about her strength in convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion.
Did we take the time to really discover,
how little we know about each other.

Keep us from saying anything.
Can't separate from everything.
And all this really means is
you're one in a crowd
and you're paranoid of every sound.
Keep us from saying anything.
Can't separate from everything.
And all this really means is
you're one in a crowd
and you're paranoid of every sound.
You're not the friend
you won't miss anyhow.

[mocked guitar solo w/trumpets]

Do you know about her strength in convictions
or how she puts all her faith in religion.
Did ya take the time to really discover,
how little we know about each other.

Keep us from saying anything.
Can't separate from everything.
And all this really means is
you're one in a crowd
and you're paranoid of every sound.
Keep us from saying anything.
Can't separate from everything.
And all this really means is
you're one in a crowd
and you're paranoid of every sound.
Paranoid of every sound.
Paranoid of every sound.

ALL RIGHT!

It was hard work, but I've got them finished up! Five surfboards, ready to go!

Now, who wants to hit the beach and shoot some awesome curls with me?

[grunting combined with the sound of wood hitting wood] Heh, lighter than I thought!

Hey, anyone have a knife or something to whittle with?

All right, dudes. I guess this thing, whatever this thing is, is getting hot, huh? Well, count on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to get your backs. We... uh... might not be turtles any more, and there's only two of us, but that's more than enough.

Right about now, Leo'd be giving some kind of awesome speech about honor and battle, and fighting for what we believe in, and for what's right, and all that... and Raph'd be cracking his knuckles and deciding who to punch first... but whatev, that's their thing, not mine.

I found my chucks, Donnie found his bo... we're ready to fight with turtle power!

COWABUNGA!

So... me 'n Donnie moved into an empty room in this apartment building... Kinda reminds me of April's place, but without the easy-access windows. Maybe that's 'cuz there's no fire escapes.

Anyway, other than the really, really weird pizza I got from the dude in the teepee... By the way, thanks bro! Anyway... is there any place I can get a regular pizza? Y'know, pepperoni and mushrooms and all that? Or at least, the stuff to make one? Donnie's trying to get a lab set up, so I'm on my own with this one.

Also, where did all these people come from? It was pretty quiet when we got here, now there's a bunch of people, both in the building and in the teepees.

Dude! Where is everyone? Leo? Donnie? Raph? Master? Helloooooo? Oh man, where could they be? I hope they're not lost! That would be not cool!

Wait... if I'm not with them... no way, I'M LOST! Guys? GUYS?!

...anyone?

[sounds of clicking and rustling] ...Huh? Is this like... a comm thingy or something?

[more clicks]

Uhh... is this thing on? Hello? Guys?